The Nine Satanic Sins
       by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1987
 
     1. Stupidity - The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of
     Satanism. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but
     our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along
     with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a
     posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see
     through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
     2. Pretentiousness - Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn't applying
     the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what
     keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone's made to feel like a big
     shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
     3. Solipsism - Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions,
     responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than
     you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same
     consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won't.
     Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of "Do unto others as they
     do unto you." It's work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you
     slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said,
     certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or
     perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that
     point.
     4. Self-deceit - It's in the "Nine Satanic Statements" but deserves to be
     repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the
     sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play
     ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it's fun,
     and with awareness. But then, it's not self-deceit!
     5. Herd Conformity - That's obvious from a Satanic stance. It's all right to
     conform to a person's wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools
     follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key
     is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the
     many.
     6. Lack of Perspective - Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a
     Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a
     threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now,
     every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is
     an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit
     things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by
     herd constraints - know that you are working on another level entirely from
     the rest of the world.
     7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies - Be aware that this is one of the keys
     to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in
     reality it's something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a
     new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and
     forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
     8. Counterproductive Pride - That first word is important. Pride is great up
     to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of
     Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when
     you've painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I'm sorry,
     I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.
     9. Lack of Aesthetics - This is the physical application of the Balance Factor.
     Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious
     that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form
     most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for
     for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for
     greatest magical effectiveness. It's not what's supposed to be pleasing - it's
     what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one's own nature, but there
     are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be
     denied.