The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
 
      by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967
 
     1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
     2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they
     want to hear them.
     3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go
     there.
     4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and
     without mercy.
     5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the
     mating signal.
     6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is
     a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
     7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it
     successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of
     magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose
     all you have obtained.
     8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not
     subject yourself.
     9. Do not harm little children.
     10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked
     or for your food.
     11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If
     someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop,
     destroy him.