The
Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1967
1.
Do not give opinions or advice unless you
are asked.
2. Do
not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they
want to hear them.
3. When
in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go
there.
4. If
a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and
without mercy.
5. Do
not make sexual advances unless you are given the
mating signal.
6. Do
not take that which does not belong to you unless it is
a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge
the power of magic if you have employed it
successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of
magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose
all you have obtained.
8. Do
not complain about anything to which you need not
subject yourself.
9. Do
not harm little children.
10. Do
not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked
or for your food.
11. When
walking in open territory, bother no one. If
someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop,
destroy him.